question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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