is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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