Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He has the fingertips of a God
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