I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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