i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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