If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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