It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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