this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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