Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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