these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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