Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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