Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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