they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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