PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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