At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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