...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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