Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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