Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
