there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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