Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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