she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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