just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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