so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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