My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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