he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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