Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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