what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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