David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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