what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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