can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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