hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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