I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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