found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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