That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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