question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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