I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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