You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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