He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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