When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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