we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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