i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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