Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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