I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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