At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize