I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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