I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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