Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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