So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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