I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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