would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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