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I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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