Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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