Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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