Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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