As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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